(CALVIN’S TAKING A TEST)
TEACHER: Here are your tests. You may begin.
CALVIN: Can I go get something from my locker?
T: What do you need?
C: I can’t tell you.
T: Then sit and do your test.
C: You’re spoiling a great surprise for the class!
T: It would be a great surprise for me if you’d just get to work. |
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(CALVIN’S SITTING IN THE SHADE OF A TREE WHEN HOBBES COMES OVER)
HOB: What are you doing?
CAL: Being “cool.”
HOB: You look more like you’re being bored.
CAL: The world bores you when you’re cool. |
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(PIZZA, ANYONE?)
CALVIN: Hey, mom, can we go out for pizza tonight?
CAL’S MOM: No, we had pizza last night, and besides, it’s too expensive to eat out all the time.
CAL: Oh, you’d rather blow the evening cooking and washing dishes than spend a few bucks?
... |
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(MAKING A GROTESQUE FACE, CALVIN STELATHILY APPROACHES HOBBES FROM BEHIND)
CAL: Hi, Hobbes!
HOB: Good heavens! What’s wrong with you?
CAL: Mom said if I keep making this face, it will freeze like this forever!
HOB: You really think so?
CAL: ... |
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(IT’S RAINING BUCKETS OUTSIDE)
CALVIN: Can Hobbes and I go play in the rain, Mom?
MOTHER: No.
CAL: Why not?
MOM: You’ll get soaked.
CAL: What’s wrong with that? ... |
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(CALVIN'S DOING HOMEWORK)
CAL: I need help on my homework. What's a pronoun? HOBBES: A noun that lost its amateur status. |
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(IN ENGLISH CLASS AT SCHOOL)
CALVIN: My essay is entitled, “After school at my house.” … Ahem … “It’s not that I mind being chained in the basement, it’s just that when the meat is thrown down, the rats have the advantage of numbers, and they …”
TEACHER:
Calvin!
CALVIN:
What, Miss Wormwood? ... |
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(IN CALVIN’S MATH CLASS)
TEACHER:
Calvin, will you tell us how much four plus five is?
CALVIN:
While lying on my back to make an angel in the snow, I saw a greenish craft appear! A giant UFO!
A strange, unearthly hum it made! It hovered overhead! And aliens were moving ‘round in view ports glowing red!
... |
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CALVIN: Mom, do we have a shoebox I could have? It’s for a school project.
MOTHER: I think so. Let’s see.
Here’s one. What are you going to do with it?
CAL: I’m supposed to make a diorama. We’re studying the different ecosystems and I’m going to make a desert scene. ... |
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