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(IN ENGLISH CLASS AT SCHOOL)

CALVIN:
My essay is entitled, “After school at my house.”
… Ahem …
“It’s not that I mind being chained in the basement, it’s just that when the meat is thrown down, the rats have the advantage of numbers, and they …”

TEACHER:
Calvin!

CALVIN:
What, Miss Wormwood?

(BACK HOME THAT EVENING)

CALVIN:
Mom, I’ve got a note for you from my English teacher.

MOTHER:
(Reads the note)  Another parent-teacher conference?!

CALVIN:
I told her to expect you to deny everything.

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