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Xmas Tree Gets Money Back After Xmas


A woman shopper returned her Xmas tree to Costco wholesaler in Santa Clara, Calif., on January 4 for a refund - "because it is dead." Hilarious! The woman managed to get her money back in full despite taking the battered fir back a full ten days after Xmas day.  

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Q.: Why did the scarecrow win an award?

A.: He was outstanding in his field.

Q.: Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

A.: There are too many cheetahs.

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Daughter's wedding


Woman: My daughter’s fixing to get married.

Friend: Congratulations! When is the wedding?

Woman: Soon as she finds a fellow.

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