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Xmas Tree Gets Money Back After Xmas


A woman shopper returned her Xmas tree to Costco wholesaler in Santa Clara, Calif., on January 4 for a refund - "because it is dead." Hilarious! The woman managed to get her money back in full despite taking the battered fir back a full ten days after Xmas day.  

Komentāri (0)  |  2018-01-12 11:21  |  Skatīts: 7940x         Ieteikt draugiem



Q.: Why did the scarecrow win an award?

A.: He was outstanding in his field.

Q.: Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

A.: There are too many cheetahs.

Komentāri (0)  |  2018-01-05 08:36  |  Skatīts: 1644x         Ieteikt draugiem


Daughter's wedding


Woman: My daughter’s fixing to get married.

Friend: Congratulations! When is the wedding?

Woman: Soon as she finds a fellow.

Komentāri (0)  |  2017-12-28 03:59  |  Skatīts: 8493x         Ieteikt draugiem



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