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(IT’S RAINING BUCKETS OUTSIDE)

CALVIN:  Can Hobbes and I go play in the rain, Mom?

MOTHER:  No.

CAL:  Why not?

MOM:  You’ll get soaked.

CAL:  What’s wrong with that?

MOM:  You could catch pneumonia, run up a terrible hospital bill, linger a few months, and die.

 (LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW AT THE POURING RAIN)

CAL:  I always forget. If you ask a mom, you get a worst-case scenario.

HOB:  I had no idea these little showers were so dangerous.

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